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Comedy Previous Production: 15 October - 26 October

No Fat Juliets 

An Oldham Coliseum Theatre, The Dukes, Lancaster and Ladybrain Production

A plus-sized love story

Overlooked by casting directors and never having bagged the role of her dreams, Beth currently helps her dad out at his failing hotel in the Lake District.

When an old flame comes to town with yet another size zero starlet on his arm, it forces Beth to question her ambitions and to seek comfort in the arms of a charming poet.

Is this the romantic lead that Beth has been looking for? Or is he just a distraction from the real Romeo who has been under Beth's nose all along?

The walls of The Lakeland Arms witness tales of lust and love in this glorious comedy packed with new songs, snogs and bags of Northern spirit.

When the characters are larger than life, can there really be No Fat Juliets?

Writer Sue McCormick was last seen in Ladies' Day at the Coliseum and will also be appearing in the play.


Previous Production: no tickets available

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Directed by Louie Ingham

Written by Sue McCormick

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***** "The narrative is wacky, persuasive and a delicious treat" -

"Along the way there’s laughs, songs, pathos, romance and a little sauciness" - Lancaster Guardian

"A timely analysis of a serious issue" - The Stage


Kieran Buckeridge at Oldham Coliseum Theatre
Kieran Buckeridge
Tom / Casting Directors
Sue McCormick
Robert Whelan
Richard Hand
Jemma Walker
Mark Jardine